Fungible Cat

My daughter brought home a book called Old Cat, New Cat.

It reads, "Today, we kissed Old Cat good-bye. The vet said it was time."

It continues, "Today, New Cat cried for her food. She ate it fast, like a hog. Dad said New Cat was now the Old Cat."

Well, why not? Out with the old; in with the new.

I can hardly wait for the sequel: Old Dad, New Dad.

"Today, we kissed Old Dad good-bye. Sick of his callus attitude, Mommy he said it was time. Today New Dad cried for his food. He ate it fast, like a hog. Mom said New Dad was now the Old Dad."